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Before this catches on with miserable adult babies reblogging to only add “KILL IT WITH FIRE” or some other idiotic, unfunny meme:
This is a mature female spider of the Nephila genus. I’m not sure the exact species, but members of this genus are also known as “golden silk orb weavers.” Their yellow-orange silk can be used to make golden cloth, like in this tapestry.
The bite of a Nephila isn’t serious. Wikipedia describes the worst case scenario - localized pain or a more severe allergic reaction - but most bitten will only experience a little itching. Like any spider, they only bite in self defense or when forcibly pressed against skin, and these big females are especially docile. I’ve held a related species on two occasions, they don’t scare very easily.
They’re so laid back, in fact, and so insistent on remaining in the same web, that these are the spiders some cultures have used as mosquito guards, deliberately setting them up to spin webs in open windows or over the top of a baby’s crib.

Reblogging for “miserable adult babies”.


I think it’s great that this spider is so chill. But it FUCKING TERRIFIES ME. I would greatly prefer if it were dead. Sorry, guys.

some-gaykid:

senjukannon:

Before this catches on with miserable adult babies reblogging to only add “KILL IT WITH FIRE” or some other idiotic, unfunny meme:

This is a mature female spider of the Nephila genus. I’m not sure the exact species, but members of this genus are also known as “golden silk orb weavers.” Their yellow-orange silk can be used to make golden cloth, like in this tapestry.

The bite of a Nephila isn’t serious. Wikipedia describes the worst case scenario - localized pain or a more severe allergic reaction - but most bitten will only experience a little itching. Like any spider, they only bite in self defense or when forcibly pressed against skin, and these big females are especially docile. I’ve held a related species on two occasions, they don’t scare very easily.

They’re so laid back, in fact, and so insistent on remaining in the same web, that these are the spiders some cultures have used as mosquito guards, deliberately setting them up to spin webs in open windows or over the top of a baby’s crib.

Reblogging for miserable adult babies”.

I think it’s great that this spider is so chill. But it FUCKING TERRIFIES ME. I would greatly prefer if it were dead. Sorry, guys.

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coyotestuck:

“let’s hang out later”

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josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom

it’s really sad how this is my most successful text post

How many people did you have to kill to get that url

about 11 million, they got me to help out in the holocaust

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snorlaxatives:

my favorite mythical creature is nice people

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I dread the inevitable day when I will want to murder people every time I hear “Little Talks.” 

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I am going to burn down the cinema on Nazi night.

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sodamnrelatable:

“youll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”

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(LOL HERE)

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I like when things are hard; I’m very competitive. If something seems difficult or impossible, it interests me.

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i hate being hated by anyone even if i hate them

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